Catch Pete Holmes stand-up, coming to a town near you.
Patton & Pete share a bed and their late night musings about the X-Men, romantic comedies, and aliens.
We all die someday, so play along and laugh it up. (From March 4, 2014)
Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit plays one of Pete's favorite songs.
Professor X tries to seduce Jean Grey telepathically. Feat. Deanna Russo
Karl blows everyone's mind by relocating Pete's card into a fruit.
When Pete was young he was "camp cool," where participating in activities and having a good attitude basically made you James Dean and The Fonz rolled into one.
Why should kids have all the cool mascots? Meet Carla The Don't-Touch-Fire Cow.
He thinks it feels like an Applebee's. Did someone order the potato skins?
A newly married Bill talks about how marriages – gay or straight – all end in divorce.
He’s setting the record straight. He’s German Irish and he’s proud… mostly.
"It irks me."
He draws the line at shape shifting lizard people.
Yes. Bill IS an amazing cook. Pete probably should have known this.
Bill sounds off on cryogenics and other ridiculous post-life options.
Pete answers your questions about Thanksgiving etiquette, family and kale.