No matter what your body type, there's somebody out there who wants to hump you.
We all die someday, so play along and laugh it up. (From March 4, 2014)
Chores are a favor you do for your future self.
Pete believes in talking shit about things you don't like, but not ruling out the possibility of enjoying them in the future.
Pete might not know the joys of parenthood, but he gets similar levels of happiness appreciating the little things in life.
If you're invited to a wedding, it's your job to make sure it's a great wedding.
The service industry is the original Kickstarter.
Pete envies smokers' built-in socially acceptable excuse to step outside.
The difference actual fun and stuff that's supposed to be fun? Booze.
It's easy to love lovable people, but the real virtue is in shining some love on the less-perfect folks.