Leave the guilt and keep the pleasures.
Unexpected comedy is the funniest kind of comedy out there.
Greats from Einstein to Beyonce have shown that you can be a genius at one thing, but completely deficient in other areas.
When experiencing different ways of life, Pete thinks of himself as a Hobbit.
Pete loves pop music because it's like a Fluffernutter that gives you a sexy pulse.
Pete says it's easier to get dumped than to be the breaker-upper.
No better way to get a conversation started than by exposing yourself...through wall decorations.
Pete breaks down friendship, from initial impressions to ball-busting and everything in between.
Hold your own in conversations outside your sphere of knowledge simply by making stuff up.
The ladies at a honky tonk in Texas made Pete feel like a fairytale princess.