Pete is envious of old guys and their "exit-level" positions.
You can tell how good a party is by how many people are at the cheese plate.
Pete advises you not to back away from the big feelings (or the tater tots).
Going camping makes you realize why we created civilization.
Pete has fun with on set audio issues while wishing he were a coffee person.
Eating alone is great, when you're not in public.
The worst part of sleeping with someone is the actual sleeping part.
Pete doesn't have enough brain RAM to watch a new TV show.
Pete's biggest source of stress? Using bathrooms that aren't his.
Beware of their many hazards.