Pete urges everyone to put their phones down and enjoy life! If you need him, he'll be in the bathroom with his.
The zoo is a great place for families - or a group of childless TV writers - to have a fun time.
Pete wants real love, true love, crazy love. He also wants to punish some tush.
What would you do if your kid suddenly started fluently speaking a different language?
If you want a short cut to having a personality, have a strong opinion. Like chocolate ice cream? Then F*&$ VANILLA!
Pete takes "having an opinion" to the next level.
Why make kids go to school when adults are the people who actually want to learn?
Between Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, everybody's leakin' these days. Why? Because secrets are fun!
Telling a secret is the sweetest relief.
When Pete visits his parents' house, everyone regresses 15 years.