Patton & Pete share a bed and their late night musings about the X-Men, romantic comedies, and aliens.
Patton had to go on a "Raiders of the Lost Ark"-style quest because Disney party favors are scarce.
Patton's wife would prefer he go to a strip club than play Dungeons & Dragons with his middle-aged friends.
"Blade: Trinity" would be ranked higher than "Citizen Kane" if movie greatness was based on the number of obstacles overcome while filming.
Patton explains that sometimes his audiences don't enjoy his comedy in the way he originally intended.
Finding the premise to a joke from years ago can be disorienting.
Comedians are really just one step away from being serial killers.
Patton worked with Pete on his online "Badman" series and dissects some of the flaws in the original Batman story.
He doubts there is a doggie Heaven.