Episode Sneak Peek: Pete needs Marc to keep him grounded and Marc is more than up to the task.
Marc suggests that Pete might have a touch of a Jesus complex.
Pete longs for the good old days. Marc tells him how to get them back.
Rob and Pete ponder compassion and diarrhea.
Between Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, everybody's leakin' these days. Why? Because secrets are fun!
Telling a secret is the sweetest relief.
That's what happens when you organize your own roast.
If you want to surprise your girlfriend with an engagement ring, don't use Pete as your alibi when you're picking it out.
Find out what happened when John tried to propose to his girlfriend on a beach crawling with homeless people.
Now we know why John has so many nicknames for his pooch.
Some sketches get plucked from Earth before their time. Some are just really weird. We celebrate both here.
Adam Pally is the best dad... and the worst employer of babysitters.
Professor X isn't so stoic all the time .
It's time for Nightcrawler to crawl home.
When Pete visits his parents' house, everyone regresses 15 years.
Did you get your invitation to Super Mario Key Party?
Desks on late night are overdone. Conan has nothing on Pete's unshapen wood block desk.
Is Pete's dad the voice of "Family Guy"? Conan O'Brien thinks they sound eerily similar.
Conan shares a dark and deep secret about Pete's chest.
Is that Romaine lettuce?
Pete's a cashier that goes the extra mile... to be a complete jackass.
When Pete was young he was "camp cool," where participating in activities and having a good attitude basically made you James Dean and The Fonz rolled into one.
Why should kids have all the cool mascots? Meet Carla The Don't-Touch-Fire Cow.
He thinks it feels like an Applebee's. Did someone order the potato skins?
A newly married Bill talks about how marriages - gay or straight - all end in divorce.