He's setting the record straight. He's German Irish and he's proud... mostly.
"It irks me."
He draws the line at shape shifting lizard people.
Yes. Bill IS an amazing cook. Pete probably should have known this.
Bill sounds off on cryogenics and other ridiculous post-life options.
Pete answers your questions about Thanksgiving etiquette, family and kale.
It takes more than a pure soul to get into heaven.
It's time to end the ordering shame.
Do not try this impression at home.
Neal had a case of the "soft serve."
After subletting Neal's apartment, Daddy Goss left Neal some special, rusty presents.
Watch Neal Brennan's origin story.
Hollywood is hard - especially when you're not "castable fat."
Doug sounds off on relationships in our latest PeteHolmes.com exclusive.
Is Pete's Dad trying to get his voicemails on the show? Listen and find out.
MorningWest turkeys benefit from a farmer's personal touch.
Modern life can be hard, but we still live better than the kings of olde.
Adam Pally gives Pete a hard time for his fake laugh.
Do NOT google the word "docking."
Joe Mande has been an Internet rascal.
Noah Garfinkel: "I've never been more scared and bored in my life."
Microwave popcorn is pretty easy to make... but not for Joe when he's stoned.
Don't let Pete give you magical tea.
The molecules in you right now could have at one point been in Abraham Lincoln's beard.
Pete is the only bartender on earth who doesn't know a certain figure of speech.