Being called "Lesbian Val Kilmer" has finally gotten to Pete. He recreates Val's Twitter pictures... and challenges Val to respond with his own.
When you want your baby to be REALLY safe, get a Baby Safe.
The zoo is a great place for families - or a group of childless TV writers - to have a fun time.
Find out who said "Git 'er NOT done."
From sneakers to "thicker milkshakes," Pete and ScHoolboy Q have a lot in common.
You'll want to take notes.
Comedian Gabe Liedman tackles the potency of weed in LA and tells us just how well Neflix knows him.
Secrets are flying in this PeteHolmes.com exclusive.
Professor X demands Storm use her powers not to fight Magneto but to ensure he has a perfect golf game this weekend. If she doesn't... she's fired.
Pete wants real love, true love, crazy love. He also wants to punish some tush.
Tig and Pete take advantage of the show's water.
Tig's girlfriend gives her a false confidence in her abilities.
Tig shares the time she found herself awkwardly over enunciating in Amsterdam.
Tig has to enlist help to remember the hardest she's ever laughed.
Most late night shows have a warm up comedian. We're the only show that cares about you enough to cool you down.
Sometimes a conversation piece is actually a conversation piece of crap.
What would you do if your kid suddenly started fluently speaking a different language?
If you want a short cut to having a personality, have a strong opinion. Like chocolate ice cream? Then F*&$ VANILLA!
Pete takes "having an opinion" to the next level.
Famous puppet comedian New Material Seinfeld stops by to workshop a new set.
Iliza's New Jersey relatives have a lot to say about her pooch.
As a child, Iliza had one eye that was stronger than the other. So, her doctor punished its strength with an eye patch.
Everybody has a safe of joy inside them that they can unlock in times of boredom. Pete shows us how!
Rogue's affectionate nature is a liability to the X-Men.
Why make kids go to school when adults are the people who actually want to learn?