Doesn't it sound like something a toddler came up with?
Ray Charles, Pac-Man, and "Blow" make Pete's latest and favorite quotes.
Pete got to hang out with hall of famers Ozzie Smith, Mike Piazza and Rollie Fingers. And, a former Miss America. It was a big day.
Garlin shocks Pete in more ways than one.
Don't sh*t where you eat.
Everything... except "Eat, Pray, Love"
"Michael, this is your dad."
RIP Way Too Casual Friday
Rory shares his secret heckling shame in this PeteHolmes.com exclusive.
His opinions will surprise you.
A guy walks into a bar...and becomes stuck in an existential nightmare.
Pete doesn't know how anything works. He's a grown man and thinks batteries are filled with sand.
"You're super unprofessional.. I love it."
But, they are all set for Pete.
And, according to Whitney Cummings, that language is NOT appropriate for the workplace.
Pete talks to the audience and makes a new fan in the process.
Sign us up for that worship service.
We can't legally guarantee you're gonna like this sketch.
Pete demands free-range nudity.
Watch Rachel sass Pete.
Pete's observations sound a lot like insults to Rory.
Good thing he has some alternate options.
What the hell is the moon doing out during the day?
It all began with a cheeseburger...
How is it not freaking you out that we're on a planet right now flying through space?